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Goodbye, Miss Granger Ch. 04-05

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Chapter 4 – Belinda’s Rules for Virgins

I woke up at midday with a mild hangover and my face burning from third-degree pash-rash. I pulled on my robe and trudged to bathroom, and as I sat on the toilet, I jerked in surprise at the crazy-woman looking back at me in the bathroom mirror. God help Emma Watson if she ever looked like this; I had bloodshot eyes, hair in a crazy tangle, and my lips and chin were glowing red and swollen. I looked like a meth-addict’s mug-shot.

Stretching for the medicine cabinet while I peed what felt like an entire case of Victoria Bitter, I gobbled a couple of paracetamol and smeared cold-cream over my face without rubbing it in. By the time I flushed the toilet and brushed my hair, I was thinking about Kevin again and was on the slow path to recovering some of the previous night’s good cheer.

Belinda was in the kitchen making coffee.

“Please, please tell me you’re making one for me,” I pleaded, squinting as I shuffled into the bright daylight of the kitchen.

“Regretting our actions of last night, are we?” she chirped, way too cheerfully. “Good God!” she squawked, turning around and seeing me for the first time. “What happened to your face?”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” I groaned, sitting at the counter. “At least not until you’ve finished making me coffee.”

She ignored me – as usual – and came over to inspect the damage. “Ouch! That hurts just to look at!” she sympathised, going back to work on the coffee machine. “I hope it was worth it. Do you want two coffees? Is he still in the bedroom?”

“What? No!” I clipped back, probably a bit more vehemently than was warranted. “He didn’t stay … we didn’t …” I left the sentence unfinished, my cheeks burning with colour to match my lips and chin.

“Bullshit!” she giggled. And then she called, “Kev! Get yourself decent and come out! Otherwise you’ll miss out on coffee.”

“I’m not bullshitting,” I smiled at her playful presumption. “He’s not here.”

“I’ve seen that kind of beard-burn before,” she leaned against the kitchen bench and studied me. “In the mirror, no less. It comes from an all-nighter of hot sex. Are you telling me you boffed him and sent him packing? ‘Cos that’s harsh, Jeannie.”

“I’m certainly not telling you that,” I shot back, trying to get annoyed, but still blearily blissed-out with new love and wanting to share. “I’m telling you we kissed and then I sent him packing so I wouldn’t be tempted to boff him.”

“What? When?” she sounded confused, but I think she was starting to believe me. “It’s midday now. What time did you go to bed?”

“About six,” I said. “If you’re going to grill me, can you at least do it over coffee?”

“But …”

“Coffee!” I demanded. “No more details until I’m caffeinated.” She quickly finished frothing the milk; I could see her almost bursting, dancing from foot to foot like she was busting for the toilet.

“Details!” she blurted, plonking the coffee in front of me and slopping a bit on the counter. She pulled her stool close and stared at me expectantly.

“What, no chocolate sprinkle?” I pouted, enjoying my little bit of power, relishing the anticipation of sharing and a bit frightened at the same time. Belinda jumped up so fast I had to catch her stool before it fell over. She came back with the chocolate shaker and pounded out two brown clouds, some of which settled over the foam on my coffee.


“Have you considered a career in waitressing?” I asked, suppressing a smile.

“Have you considered a career in comedy?” she shot back. “Details, Jeans. You have five unaccounted hours from when you left the party to when you went to bed. You say you didn’t boff him. Or are you using the Clinton definition? Don’t make me run that red dress under a black-light?”

“There are no details,” I laughed in spite of myself. “And no, there are no cum-stains on my dress, thank you so much for the imagery,” and then in a pretty bad Texan drawl: “Ah did naht have sex with they-at may-an!”

“You’re serious, aren’t you?” she looked at me sideways. “You had a five-hour pash-fest with Kev.”

“Four and a half,” I said. “We walked around the block to warm up for the pash-fest.”

“Four and a half hours of pashing?” she studied the red gaps beneath the cold cream with a pained expression.

“Uh huh.”

“Clothes stayed on?”


“Undies too?”

“They’re clothes, aren’t they?” I smirked.

“The Clinton impression cost you some credibility,” she quipped. “And no coming whatsoever?”

“With Kevin?” I asked, knowing she would get the implication.

“Bullshit!” she blurted, eyes boggling. “You sent him away with blue-balls and then went and finished yourself off with that jackhammer you keep in your drawer?”

“Oh!” I blushed again, sipping my coffee and looking away. “Sorry, I didn’t realise it was that noisy.”

“God, don’t throw it out!” she said earnestly. “It makes Andrew super horny. Rhinoceros-horny. bostancı escort In fact if you could throw in some moaning, you’d be doing me a favour.”

“Oh my goodness,” I blushed redder still. “I’d love a way to salvage some dignity from this conversation. I’d tell you I didn’t bother with it last night,” I sniffed my fingers for effect; trying to appear brazen and unconcerned about my masturbation to hide my embarrassment, “but I don’t think it would help.”

“Yeah, over-sharing, Jeans,” she frowned. “There’s just one thing still unclear.”

“And that is?” I was feeling more confident now, I could see that Belinda wasn’t going to judge me. I probably should have known that all the time.


“Why what?” I didn’t understand.

“Why not get him to finish you off?” she asked simply. “You didn’t kiss him for five hours and decide you didn’t like him.”

“Four and a half.”

“Whatever,” she waved it away. “It’s not like you’re saving yourself for …” Belinda fell silent with her mouth open, the question unasked. The silence spun out for a few seconds while I watched the results of an internal dialogue play out on her face. “You’re a virgin,” she said finally.

I wasn’t as embarrassed as I thought I would be. I wasn’t really embarrassed at all, in fact. It wasn’t like she was dancing around the table, pointing at me and singing “Nyah-nyah-ne-na-nyah” like a primary school kid. Even so, I couldn’t put words to it; I just made a resigned, shrugging expression with my mouth that probably looked pretty funny behind the cold-cream.

“One more question,” she asked seriously. “How did you keep his hands out your knickers for that long?”

“I didn’t need to,” I replied, a bit surprised she would ask. I thought it was nice that he didn’t take liberties.

“Not even …?” she cupped her own breast suggestively.

“Nope,” I said proudly. “Perfect gentleman.”

“So Kev’s a virgin, too?” she raised an eyebrow and sat back thoughtfully.

“What? No!” I blurted. “I mean, I don’t know. Why would you say that?”

“There’s only two plausible reasons why a guy would pash for five hours.”

“Four and a half,” I interrupted.

“Whatever, for four and a half hours without copping a feel. Either he’s never done it before,” she paused.

“Or?” I asked. “He’s a gentleman?”

“No,” she smiled. “Or you cuffed him to the bedposts.”

“Funny girl,” I smiled ironically.

“One more question?”

“You said that about five questions ago,” I observed.

“Do you want to?” she asked.

“Want to what?” I asked obtusely, knowing exactly what she meant, but prolonging the admission.

“Boff him, you dope,” she said. “Let him park his car. Slip you the sausage. Get the mad-milkman to make a special delivery down Pleasure Lane …” I had to hold up a hand to stop her; I sensed she could go on like this for a while.

I still didn’t answer though.


I sipped coffee, making an “Mmm-hmm” affirmation into the cup that I hoped sounded non-committal.

Belinda looked at me thoughtfully for a few moments.

“Will you let me do something for you?” she asked in her serious voice.

“You’re not going to break him in for me. Not even if you beg,” I said in the best deadpan I could muster.

“I’m being serious,” she said, still quite seriously, and two such statements in a row is close to a record for Belinda. “How many women have you heard say their first time was a wonderful experience?”

“Heaps,” I answered.

“Not counting erotica,” she stipulated.

“None at all,” I confirmed. “Not one.” The logical implication – that I was building myself up for a big disappointment – was coming through loud and clear.

“There’s a reason for that,” she went on. “Most women have their first time as a teenager, and it’s usually with a teenage guy, and often he’s a virgin too.” She took a sip of coffee while she assembled the speech in her head. “Here’s the thing: teenage guys are the worst lovers in the world, and virgins are even worse. Put them together …?” she made a mock explosion gesture with her hands. “They don’t know where anything is, they don’t know what you want, they can last longer than about thirty seconds; and worst of all, they don’t care.”

“But Kevin’s not a teenager,” I defended his unproven sexual prowess. “He’s in fourth-year; he’s got to be at least twenty-one or two.”

“Doesn’t matter,” Belinda waved me off. “It’s the virgin-factor. They only get better with experience, not age.”

“You understand that I’m not sending him off to Belinda’s better-boffer boot-camp, don’t you?” I said, only half joking.

“I’m taking this seriously,” she said. She sounded a little hurt that I wasn’t. “I’ve been working on a set of instructions – kind of a recipe – for girls to use on their first time.” She paused, waiting for that bit to sink in. “I want you to try it.”

It felt a bit surreal having someone take such an interest ümraniye escort bayan in my sex life. I was feeling mixed emotions: a little bit of embarrassment, some lust from thinking about sex with Kevin, some apprehension because Belinda was almost certainly right about the disappointing sex with virgins, and finally, a sprinkling of excitement at the possibility of a fairy-tale first time. Or maybe just one that was memorable for the right reasons.

Even if I didn’t use her crazy-girl Kama Sutra, it couldn’t hurt to listen, right?

“Make me more coffee,” I said. “And then tell me.”


Kevin called a little after 3pm. That probably sounds desperate to normal people, but by 1:30pm I’d showered, eaten, and applied four different types of soothing balm, anti-inflammatory gel, topical steroids, and finally concealer to my chin. By 2pm I was a graduate of Belinda’s school of virtuous virgins and had begged her to get Andrew to send me Kevin’s number without telling Kevin, and saved it into my phone. By 3pm I had been staring at it for an hour and had begun silently swearing at it for refusing to ring.

“Does he have your number?” Belinda asked as she walked through the lounge room, seeing me cross-legged on the couch, frowning at my phone.


“Um, Belinda!” I called after her. “Could you … um …?”

“I sent it thirty seconds ago!” she called from the bedroom.

And then it rang. I nearly dropped the bloody thing.

 “Hello?” If he didn’t care about calling me less than twelve hours after he’d left, then I sure as heck didn’t care about answering on the first ring. But I wasn’t going to advertise the fact I knew it was him; a girl’s got her pride.

“Jeannie? It’s Kevin,” he said tentatively. I opened my mouth to say something, but nothing came out. “From last night,” he filled in the silence nervously. I almost snorted with laughter; it broke the ice for me.

“Hmmm, Kevin?” I mused, using humour to cover my own trepidation. “Which one were you again?”

“The geeky one with the beard,” he said, picking up on my joke straight away.

“I went to a Harry Potter fan club last night,” I laughed. “You’ll have to be more specific. Were you the fat one, the smelly one, or the good kisser?”

“Oh God,” he moaned good-naturedly. “The last one, I hope.”

“Good,” I said primly. “The other ones were terrible kissers.”

“I … um … had a really good time last night …”

“Me too,” I agreed eagerly. I was smiling to myself, thinking about the previous night and all that tension, wondering what was going to happen, and then our first kiss. And then more.

“… and I wondered if you wanted to go out to dinner tonight? Or maybe drinks later? Or coffee earlier? Or …”

“They all sound good to me,” I interrupted quickly, thinking it might be awkward if I let him keep going as far as breakfast tomorrow.

“All of them? Um? Okay then, I’m up for all of them,” he stammered, misunderstanding me. But I’d already started thinking about what it would feel like kissing him again, and I discovered that I was up for all of them too. “So coffee first, I guess,” he said. “Do you want me to pick you up?”

“Yeah, sure,” I said dreamily. I felt all princessey getting picked up from my house by my gallant knight.

“Okay,” he agreed brightly. I just have to change my jeans, I’ll be there in fifteen minutes. See you then.”

“What? Um … okay … bye.” The line went dead. Shit.

“BELINDA!” I yelled, jumping off the couch. “CLEAR THE BATHROOM!”

Shit-shit-shit-shit-shit! Ten minutes to pick out clothes, five to get dressed, five for make-up, ten for hair, no time for nails, another five to pick shoes and ten to reject them because they don’t match my bag … how much does that leave to pick out jewellery?

I bolted into my bedroom in a panic and skidded to halt when I saw Belinda in there.

“Settle, Gretel,” she said calmly, coming to me and holding me gently by the forearms. “I’ve picked out your clothes already, they’re on the bed. You get dressed while I find the right shoes and load up your bag, then I’ll do your hair and earrings while you do make-up. You’ll be ready and still have time for a nervous pre-date wee.”

“What? You knew this was going to happen?” I didn’t know whether to be thankful that she’d saved me or offended that she didn’t let me in on what was happening. Right now I was reserving judgement, but leaning towards offended.

“I knew it was a possibility,” she said. “But I didn’t want to get you all worked up just in case; plus I need to keep you calm so you can road-test my plan.” She took a breath and looked at me meaningfully. “Now are we going to get you ready? Or do you want to talk about it some more?”

“I love you, Blin,” I kissed the corner of her mouth, making her smile. Turns out I was thankful after all.

I started to strip while Belinda pawed through the thirty or so pairs of shoes in the bottom of my closet, and kartal escort then I quickly inventoried the clothes she had laid out: a cornflower blue, above-the-knee, A-line skirt; a white, sleeveless peasant blouse; and a nude, strapless bra.

“You picked out my bra?” I challenged, still thankful, but beginning to think she might be over-stepping.

“I offer a complete service,” came the muffled reply from the bottom of the closet. It was hard to get mad at Belinda.

“Strapless?” I asked. “Really?” The blouse wasn’t off-the-shoulder, so the strapless bra was completely unnecessary.

“My mistake,” she shot back, poking her head out of the closet again. “Just give me fifteen minutes with Kev when he gets here so I can teach him how to unhook a bra. Do you mind if we use my bedroom?”

Note to self: Belinda doesn’t like her decisions being questioned.

“But I … um … don’t …?” Not only didn’t I understand, I couldn’t finish a sentence either. The clasp on the strapless bra is at least as tricky as any other. There was a principle here that I was missing.

“You untuck your blouse, pull the bra down to your waist, and voilà!” With her head buried in the closet again, Belinda gestured grandly with a pair of red pumps to underscore her point. “You’re completely gropeable and still dressed for polite company. It’s good for getting felt-up in secluded car parks, movie theatres and on late-night public transport … it’s the versatile bra!”

Oh my goodness! My forebrain wasn’t thrilled at the idea of letting Kevin touch my breasts in a semi-public setting, but my nipples thought differently and immediately firmed to rigid peaks as I felt a shiver run down my spine. I quickly put on the strapless bra before Belinda could turn around and see how easily she had aroused me.

“I’m surprised you didn’t pick out my panties as well,” I muttered ironically, quickly stepping out of my jeans and pulling on the skirt.

“No need,” she emerged from the closet still holding the red pumps. “You won’t be wearing any.”

She stood for a moment regarding my shocked expression, frozen in the act of straightening the skirt.

“C’mon. Take them off,” she said, snapping her fingers at me, letting me know there would be no discussion.

“I already did,” I lied.

“Show me,” she challenged, raising a blonde eyebrow sceptically.

“I’m not showing you my … bits!” I was flustered. God, I don’t know why I couldn’t say ‘pussy’ in front of her after the stunningly detailed virgin-buster tutorial she’d provided earlier.

“Flash your bum at me then,” she smiled. “Or you could just stop fibbing and take them off.”

“I can’t go without panties in this,” I pleaded, holding out the skirt. It flared airily out from my hips and made me feel really exposed; it was really designed to be worn with tights, not bare legs, and it certainly wasn’t designed to be worn without panties.

“This is why women don’t have orgasms during unplanned sex,” Belinda instructed me with a waving finger. “They put up too many barriers. If you do all the foreplay with your undies on, then you give him a head-start. If you let him squeeze your tits and rub your pussy through …”

“Language!” I interrupted.

“… through a layer of fabric, then don’t expect him to come back and start over once you both get your gear off.” I must have looked like a rabbit in the headlights, because she sat me down on the bed and used a kinder voice. “Virgin foreplay is done with clothes on because no-one is brave enough to undress until you get to at least third-base, and it can last for an hour of more until someone gets up the courage to make the next move.” She took my hand. “With undies on, you’re going to miss out on the longest, sweetest, skin-on-skin foreplay of your life. With undies off, the worst case is you come before he does.”

Belinda smiled at her own joke and kept holding my gaze in an attempt to convince me of her superior wisdom, and it worked. I reached under my skirt and peeled my panties off.

“Satisfied?” I said, tossing them in the hamper.

“Nope,” she chirped, turning to raid my jewellery box. “But you will be!”

I put on the red shoes and looked in the mirror. It wasn’t an ensemble I would normally choose. With my hair in a pony-tail, the skirt and blouse looked kind of prim and innocent, but the red pumps somehow made it coquettish and sexy.

“It’s missing something,” I said, turning back and forth, trying to work out what it was and also trying to get used to feel of the skirt swishing over my bare bottom.

“These!” Belinda presented a pair of red pendant-earrings and a broad, bright red hair-ribbon. She held up the earrings to my ears and looked at me in the mirror. She was right (of course), they tied the shoes in and emphasised the whole virgin-sexy vibe that had begun with the skirt-without-tights combo.

I started applying makeup while Belinda worked on my hair, though I don’t think it saved much time because she had to stop brushing for the fiddly bits – lipstick, eye liner, mascara. She re-tied my pony-tail higher than I normally do, making it point up at an angle before dropping down. It looked kind of … Perky? Playful? Instead of practical, which is the only reason I ever tie it up.

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